{"id":3255,"date":"2016-08-27T20:15:51","date_gmt":"2016-08-27T19:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/?p=3255"},"modified":"2017-03-18T17:11:33","modified_gmt":"2017-03-18T16:11:33","slug":"blagues-a-faire-pleurer-abdullah-sarmad-al-jamil-mossoul-irak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/2016\/08\/27\/blagues-a-faire-pleurer-abdullah-sarmad-al-jamil-mossoul-irak\/","title":{"rendered":"Les blagues \u00e0 faire pleurer par : Abdullah Sarmad Al-Jamil \u2013Mossoul \u2013 Irak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>\u0627\u0644\u0646\u0651\u064f\u0643\u064e\u062a\u064f \u0627\u0644\u0645\u064f\u0628\u0643\u064a\u0629\u064f<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>\u00a0\u0634\u0639\u0631: \u0639\u0628\u062f \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0647 \u0633\u0631\u0645\u062f \u0627\u0644\u062c\u0645\u064a\u0644 \u2013 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0648\u0635\u0644 &#8211; \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0631\u0627\u0642<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3143\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/2015-635836355778060331-806_main-1.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3143\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-3143 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/2015-635836355778060331-806_main-1-300x192.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/2015-635836355778060331-806_main-1-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.masharif.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/2015-635836355778060331-806_main-1.jpg 498w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3143\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abdullah Sarmad Al-Jamil<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>La premi\u00e8re blague\u00a0:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Un enfant a trouv\u00e9 une tortue dans une fontaine chez ses parents<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Il est all\u00e9 au fleuve dans l\u2019intention de la faire revenir \u00e0 son bercail<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mais il s\u2019est noy\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>La deuxi\u00e8me blague\u00a0:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Je suis arriv\u00e9 dans une ville o\u00f9 tous les jours sont vacants<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u2019un de ses habitants a dit\u00a0:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Puisque nous avons consacr\u00e9 \u00e0 chaque martyre un jour de l\u2019ann\u00e9e,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Il ne nous reste aucun jour pour la vie !\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>\u0648\u062c\u062f\u064e \u0637\u0641\u0644\u064c \u0633\u064f\u0644\u064e\u062d\u0652\u0641\u0627\u0629\u064b \u0641\u064a \u0646\u0627\u0641\u0648\u0631\u0629\u0650 \u0628\u064a\u062a\u0650\u0647\u0645 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: 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